If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced
enough sound energy
to heat one cup of coffee. I'm too impatient for that!
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. How'd they figure this out, and
why would ya?
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Is that why Flipper was
always smiling? And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people do. If you're
ambidextrous do you split the difference? Good thing I married an older
man!
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over
on its right side when intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of
what, exactly!
Polar bears are left handed. Who knew? They must have figured that one
out from watching those Coke commercials!
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. What can be so tasty on the
bottom of the pond?
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. That's like a human jumping
the length of a football field. If we could jump that far it would make
football kind of boring
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to
death. I know a few people who could live that long without thier brains!
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. At least
pigs get a break there...
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. And to think, I wanted to be a
housecat in my next life!
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know people like that
too!
Starfish don't have brains. Ditto.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
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