READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS AND THE AMAZING CONCLUSION THEY LEAD TO

1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.
5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.

AMAZING CONCLUSION The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.

More Lame little jokes…

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Because he was a party pooper.

How would you describe the publisher of Crackers?
So short she has to look up to look down.

Why are those two couches on top of each other?
Maybe they are making "love seats".

Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they're shellfish.

Why do bald people put holes in there pockets?
So they can rub there fingers through their hair.

What does an atheist say when she's having an orgasm?
"Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"

Quote of the Week

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. - Oscar Wilde

Fact of the Week

The term 'toddlers' originated in England. There were impurities in the drinking water which meant the water couldn't be used for drinking. Beer was a common alternative as it was cheep, plentiful and the water used to make it was treated during the initial boiling during brewing. Babies just weaning off their mothers milk were obviously unaccustomed to the effects of beer. This, coupled with the fact that they were just learning how to walk, really made them toddle.

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A Real Ribbing (written by some sexist pig out there…)

God told Adam that he had decided to give him a companion called a woman. Adam asked, "A woman? What's that?" God explained, "She will be beautiful beyond your wildest dreams. She will wait on you hand and foot. She will be your most trustworthy friend, a fantastic lover, and a brilliant conversationalist. She will be a gourmet cook, a wonderful homemaker, and will bear you well behaved, thoughtful children who will always get along with one another. And finally, she will, of course, laugh at all your jokes."

"Wow!" said Adam. "That sounds great! How are you going to make this woman?"

God replied, "I'm going to make her out of one of your legs."

"Hmm, " says Adam. "What could I get for a rib?"

Cheap Labour

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.

"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"

The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"

The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.

The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband,

"Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"

The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."

A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

"You're finished already?" he asked.

"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.

"Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

"And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."