Try some tongue twisters!

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

It's a real rear wheel drive.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

There was a fisherman named Fisher
who fished for some fish in a fissure.
Till a fish with a grin,
pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

"It is to be remarked that a good many people are born curiously unfitted for the fate waiting them on this earth."

- Joseph Conrad

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• 10% of all Americans live in Trailer Parks.
• There's not a lot of info about Trailer Parks in Canada. Maybe we simply don't have enough of them. We went searching for parks information, in general.
• The 42 parks range in size from 8.7 km2 to 44 807.0 km2 and collectively cover an area of 224 466 km2, which represents 2.2% of the total area of Canada.
• Largest Canadian National Park - Wood Buffalo National Park, AB, NT, established in1922 with an area of 44 807.0 square km.
• Smallest Canadian National Park - St. Lawrence Islands National Park, ON, established in 1914 with 8.7 square km.
• In 1885, the Government established the first park, at Banff, Alberta.

Question

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Reply

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as "Lawyer", and the party of the second part, also known as "Light Bulb", do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed upon duties, i.e., the lighting, elucidation, and otherwise illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties. The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following. The party of the first part shall, with or without elevation at his option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part and rotate the party of the second part in a counter-clockwise direction, this point being tendered non-negotiable. Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part becomes fully detached from the receptacle, the party of the first part shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part in a manner consistent with all relevant and applicable local, state and federal statutes. Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part shall have the option of beginning installation. Aforesaid installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in step one of this self-same document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, this point also being non-negotiable. The above described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part, by any or all agents authorized by him, the objective being to produce the most possible revenue for the Partnership.